BORIS’S BREXT WIN MAKES TORIES OF THE WORKING CLASS
Poms overwhelmingly voted for Boris Johnson in the British election, the landslide result of which was bad news for Jeremy Corbyn and his Labour party, who are bad news full stop.
This alternative Brexit vote win means that Boris now has to parlay with Brussels so that they don’t wheedle him down to a ‘Brexit in name only’ by piling on untenable conditions.
This is a big victory, too, for kosher patriot Nigel Farage waiting in the wings with his glass of spatlese.
So, while this is a moment of great patriotic fare for those opposed to the de-culturizing forces of the European Union, it’s also a massive win for Zionism; a kind of dichotomy if you will.
SYDNEY’S DROUGHT-RAVAGED DAM LEVELS AT EMERGENCY LEVELS
According to those who know, as opposed to those in the government whose answer to the common cold is “higher immigration”, Sydney is about to get very thirsty.
Of course, the solution to this wet-stuff crisis facing Australia’s biggest state is higher immigration. Probably.
Water restrictions are being introduced around the state, although there is very little information on what those restrictions are and where. Perhaps Sydneysiders should just contact the Department of Immigration, they’ll know.
Meanwhile, whingeing boffins are complaining about there being no “drought strategy” even though the government has already committed itself to higher immigration, so you have to wonder what’s their problem.
One idea being proposed by a geezer we met in a pub is to “kill all the fish” because “they drink more than we do”.
ANOTHER LIU, ANOTHER LIBERAL PARTY CHINESE SPY
A Liberal party member who is Chinese and helped organise a fundraiser this week for a Chinese lobby group has denied being linked to Beijing’s communist government.
The communist Chinese Liberal Party member, Nancy Liu (no relation to Gladys?) helped the Australian Chinese United Business Association Federation (ACUBAF) organise a fundraising dinner which aimed to promote the One Belt, One Road.
The group claimed the dinner was a “charitable event” to “help those affected by the bushfires”. Yep, as if. In fact, it’s just more tedious attempts by the vile Chinks to creep their way in and control our government, seemingly with the blessing of the coalition. Next time they hold a dinner, someone should slip inside the kitchen with a vial of poison and sprinkle it in their koala soup.
As to Liu, she’s a lying gook and everyone knows it, which means the Liberals harbour more communist Chinese spies than the Peking Duck Noodle Bar.
COCA-COLA DRAINS TOWN’S DRINKING WATER LEAVING SCHOOL KIDS THIRSTY
Students at a Queensland school were forced to bring their own bottled water because the town they’re living in has nothing left on tap.
The Tamborine Mountain School ran out of water when their local bore dried up. The reason the bore was drained dry is bottler Coca-Cola has drained it all to flog to city knobs and gym junkies.
Thus, the school is now in the ludicrous predicament of having to ship in bottled water, effectively buying it back from Coca Cola who are a pack of greedy pirates that should be made to walk the skyrise plank on Queensland’s tallest building.
With Christmas just around the corner, all these kiddies will be wanting from old Nick is simply a decent bath and some wet stuff for their cordial. This is to say nothing about the indignity of having loos with no flushing power.
MORRISON SEEKS DEFENCE TIES WITH INDIA
ScoMo will visit India next month and talk military ties, which will lead to even more Indian immigration, and worse.
Morrison is hoping to find a balance to the growing threat China poses without resorting to kicking all the Chinese spies out of his government. Instead, he will fly to Curryland and met the head curry for talks. These will involve discussions about naval cooperation and joint exercises and will mean Indian sailors anchoring in our ports and jumping ship to seek asylum.
This will be a test for our race traitor women who screw every Yank sailor that drifts in off a boat. Will they be just as accommodating when Able Seaman Apu washes up after six months on open waters?
TRANSGENDER GROUP PARALYSES PRESS COUNCIL WITH BOGUS COMPLAINTS
The sick perverted queers from a group calling itself Rainbow Rights Watch have been exhausting all of their ‘rights’ privileges by spamming the Australian Press Council with fake complaints. The net result of this harassment has apparently tied up the Press Council’s resources to such a degree that it can longer properly function.
According to APC, this degenerate queer organisation accounts for 42% of the active complaints received by the council. The council has managed to boil it down to two agitating homos who’ve been causing all the ruckus, the group’s two directors Claire Southey, 40, and Lilian Dean, 41.
These two might be women, but then again, with the times being what they are, they might not be. Who the fuck knows? What matters is their habitually finding fault with reportage that they find either ignores them and their queer mates report them in the wrong light or don’t report them at all.
It is the campaign equivalent of repeating “me, me, me, me, me, me, me” over and over until someone reaches for a shovel and cleaves the moaner’s head in. In a nationalist world, it would be made simple, there would be no transgenders or queers, so the press council could get back to ignoring serious complaints.