BEN ROBERTS-SMITH SEEKS SCUMBAG JOURNALIST’S SOURCES IN DEFAMATION CASE
Australian war hero Ben Roberts-Smith has requested materials to identify the source of what he argues is defamatory reporting by Walkley-winning Age journalists Nick McKenzie and Chris Masters.
McKenzie and Masters took aim at this tall poppy with a sleazy series of articles alleging the twice-decorated hero committed war crimes while serving in Afghanistan. Roberts-Smith said the articles are perfidious because they portray him as someone who, “broke the moral and legal rules of military engagement.”
The Australian warrior is now general manager of Seven West Media Queensland and as such has a powerful advocate in Seven chairman Kerry Stokes.
Looks like McKenzie, who is a mate of a scumbag anarchist that made war on nationalists, is screwed. We hope Roberts-Smith sues him for every cent he is ever likely to earn in his miserable Woke life.
AFRICAN BONNIE AND CLYDE TAKE SELFIE BEFORE STEALING BOTTLE OF JACK DANIELS
It’s been a long-held assumption that crime doesn’t pay, but for an African couple in Melbourne, this saying has been put to the test.
The darkie duo daringly clicked a selfie after entering a North Melbourne BWS outlet at 12:30 pm a week ago Saturday. Inside the store, they approached the counter and requested a 700 ml bottle of Jack Daniels.
Once upon a time that would’ve been a 750 ml bottle but you know they capitalist motto, ‘Less is more’, in that, the less you give the customer, the more that you can charge them. Moreover, the theft-factor must be fairly high to keep a mere bottle of Jack under lock and key.
Nevertheless, after clicking their selfie and requesting the liquor, as soon as the attendant slammed the bottle down on the counter, they grabbed it and bolted. Of course, they might not have CCTV cameras in the jungle, so these two African Einsteins wouldn’t have worked out they’d just given the authorities a pretty good mug shot of themselves. Then again, they wouldn’t care, since they are black and know nothing will happen to them.
As for the crime, they got exactly what their lives are worth combined; $50 worth of piss.
CHINESE STUDENTS PAY GHOSTWRITERS TO CHEAT THEIR WAY THROUGH AUSTRALIAN UNIVERSITIES
If the Chinese hadn’t cheated, they wouldn’t now own the second-largest economy in the world.
Cheating is a rich part of Chinese cultural tradition, along with the nasal-unclogging single-nostril “Chinaman blow”, eructating at the dinner table, and torturing small furry animals for giggles.
To a Chinese student coming to Australia for permanent residency as part of Xi Jinping’s diaspora army, cheating is a simple matter of cultural entitlement. As such, it’s an open secret these crafty celestials have been earning their marks by exercising their green thumbs instead of their brains.
Yes, a big industry operating out of China allows for Australia’s future Chinese leaders to pass their degrees without a moment of western study. Instead, they hop on ching-chong chat-app WeChat and hire themselves a ghostwriter for what is quite a reasonable fee.
In this tell-all, an ex-Chinese journalism student who arrived from Shanghai two years ago and is now working for YOUR ABC, lays it all bare. How do you think she managed to get a job in Australian journalism?
Besides, there is no word for ‘cheating’ in any of the 10,000,000,000 Chinese dialects.
FORMER SA SENATOR NOW SPIN DOCTOR FOR COMMUNIST HUAWEI
Former South Australian senator Nick Xenopho fought a moral crusade against poker machines and now has a new lost cause.
Nick has a law firm and his big client just happens to be Communist China’s major telecommunications monster Huawei. And he has taken to his new job with all the impartiality you would expect from a well-paid quisling.
Xenophon is accusing the Australian government of treating suspect Chinese tech giant “unfairly”.
Huawei’s bid to install Australia’s crap-as 5G mobile network was rejected in August last year by the Turnbull government. Huawei is considered poison and has been banned from going anywhere near the sensitive data networks of all sensible countries.
But China, who it was recently revealed is spying on us with megalomaniacal intensity, isn’t pleased when it’s called out for all the things it does.
So, now Nicky babe has been hired to deny the truth on their behalf, and slap down defamation challenges to anyone with actual proof of their untrustworthiness.
UNIVERSITY GUIDE ABOLISHES NON-INCLUSIVE WORDS LIKE ‘HUSBAND’ AND ‘WIFE’
Going off to university is a bit like booking into Jonestown or the church of Scientology — no one gets out either sane or with their original personality still intact. That is if they get out at all.
University is about breaking down the regular Australian boy or girl and exchanging them with a ‘person’. It is all about putting up a model that is palatable to the globalist social engineers’ holy church with its permanently shifting virtues and all its social and gender-inclusive dos and don’ts.
Australian universities are providing guides and toolkits so that staff will be able to better engineer students’ minds.
The kits focus on language, in much the way that Orwell’s Ministry of Truth did, by destroying words and substituting them with a ‘right-think’ alternative in the name of inclusivity.
Inclusivity takes into account the ‘feelings’ of men who believe they are women, women who feel (white) men are to blame for everything they don’t like, and minorities who feel justified in ethnically replacing a host population. Basically, whoever is the most divorced from reality needs the most including, which means changing reality to suit them. Simple.
As such, these guides are directing university staff not to use words like ‘husband’ and ‘wife’ because 99% of marriages are between same-sex couples, or gender-neutral couples, as it says in the bible (aka, the university’s toolkit).
Words like ‘mankind’ ‘man-made’ and other offending masculine pronouns that are a crime against the clitoris must be replaced with the generic term ‘human’ to avoid distress.
The Inclusive Practise guide says, “Swapping gendered words for gender-neutral ones (and using terms like ‘partner’ instead of boyfriend/girlfriend, husband/wife) can make everyone feel included in the conversation’.
We would make it easier; we’d replace all the above with the word ‘cunt’.
DARWIN AND TOWNSVILLE OFFICIALLY MORE DANGEROUS THAN PARTS OF AFRICA AND SOUTH AMERICA
A traveller’s database which monitors crime around the world puts Darwin and Townsville very low on the tourism safety graph.
Both cities are determined by Numbeo Crime Rankings as more risky places to visit than certain capital cities in Africa and South America. And central America for that matter. Hell, even America, apparently!
Darwin comes in at 56th place in terms of crime, ahead of (or is that behind?) Nairobi in Kenya, Bogota in Colombia, Brasilia in Brazil and Guadalajara in Mexico. Dear God, did we read that right? That’s some pretty hardcore competition.
Meanwhile, Townsville in Queensland at 62nd place has beat out Harare in Zimbabwe and Jacksonville in Florida in the ‘worst 100’ crime rankings.
Of course, we’d like to blame this on multiculturalism, but in the case of Darwin, it’s all pretty homegrown, kind of like Coon… cheese.
NSW COPS WARN NRL PLAYS NOT TO FLASH GANG SIGNS
Players in the NRL have been asked by NSW Police to stop using gang signs because it triggers gang fights in the ‘Islander community’.
As it happens, the Islander community IS the National Rugby League and has been for a long time. Any semblance between Mookie footy and the footy that Australians used to love is but a distant memory.
Consequently, the dangerous coconuts on the field who are role models to the violent coconuts off-field have been causing aggro by flipping stupid hand signs on social media and even the field. This is like banging a chimp’s cage; it gets the animals all agitated and they become wildly aggressive.
So, cap-in-hand went the cops from NSW anti-gang unit Strikeforce Raptor to the Islander community who are prolific out west to beg them not show forks on the field or off. This comes as brainless Pacific Islander “drill rap” groups like OneFour and 21 District have made the news for their associations with gang violence in Sydney’s west.
OneFour gained publicity in the past fortnight as they protested the ‘cops’ shutting down their gigs. It turns out, they had good reason to, as three members were sentenced to lengthy jail terms for violent criminal acts.
Obviously, Pacific Islanders enrich our community. If it weren’t for coconuts, we wouldn’t have nightclub doormen, footy players, outlaw bikers or a need for half as many intensive care units as we do.