TERRORIST INJURES 12, KILLS 2 IN LONDON KNIFE ATTACK
London Bridge may not be falling down but today it’s a funny shade of red after a fanatical Muslim knifeman who targeted pedestrians during a frenzied knife attack was shot dead by police.
Members of the public helped wrestle to the ground 28-year-old Usman Khan who had been sentenced in 2012 to eight years prison for a terrorism conviction.
Ironically, and somewhat laughably Khan was attending a convention at Fishmongers’ Hall run by Cambridge University’s Criminology Department. The purpose of the meet was to help violent offenders reintegrate into society following their release. Khan was actually wearing a monitoring tag which he ripped off before producing two kitchen knives and embarking on his five-minute rampage.
He is currently resting in Paradise with a thousand virgins and as much halal takeaway as he can eat.
The victims will be less important than the message of solidarity with ‘decent Muslims’ if the Poms can find any.
ABOS DEMANDING $290 BILLION IN BACK RENT FOR “SPIRITUAL DAMAGE”
Who said that being a coon doesn’t pay? If the mob from the Noongar region get their way it will be the biggest land rights payday in human history.
Leaders from that mob have hooked up with a lawyer and made a claim in the federal court against the WA government for the astronomical sum of $290 billion. They say this is fair payback for the spiritual damage inflicted to their land.
Yes, “their” land (they also say “spiritual damage” which has us rolling on the floor cacking ourselves), which makes them special. We’d like the government to cough up, too, but we want it to go to all Australians not just a fuzzy bunch of a sand dills who’d only go and blow it on the world’s biggest goon bag.
The same thing goes for all the mining land that fat-arse oligarch Gina Rinehart is sitting on: slap her in irons and hand it back to Australians.
Anyway, it’ll never happen, but it gives us hard-line nativists a chance to mock those clucky old-timey patriots who keep telling us to worship these “beautiful” savages. Forgive us for being unflinchingly pro-white.
CHINAMAN KILLS WIFE, STUFFS HER BODY IN FREEZER, THEN FLIES BACK TO CHINA
Some might be horrified to learn that a Chinaman from the luxury suburb of Pymble on Sydney’s north shore has murdered his wife and dumped her body in a freezer. But since it means we get rid of four celestials for the price of one, we view it as a win-win situation.
Apparently, the otherwise quiet and orderly Pymble street was ripped to its privileged core by the discovery of the 30-year-old Chinese national’s body in the “exclusive” apartment block following a concerned call from the man’s associate.
It is understood the man put his two kids on a flight to China before topping the missus and putting her on ice in a newly purchased freezer unit.
We sincerely hope that he is not extradited back to Australia over the crime since he did the whole of Australia a big favour. If the chinks want to kill him, that’s their business. Plus, do they sell the freezer afterwards, or bury her in it? What happens to that?
REPORT LINKS LOW WAGES TO MIGRATION
A new analysis by the Australian Population Research Institute has determined that migration is leading to low wages.
In what is a bit of a no-brainer, the report argues that Australia is risking falling into a “low-productivity trap” by which the endless stream of unskilled migrant workers is sapping the incentive for business to invest in new technology.
This, in turn, leads to a stagnation of wages. The authors pose the question, “Why invest in labour-saving equipment if there is an ample ever-growing supply of unskilled labour? Employers have not had to compete harder for workers and thus had not had to increase wages”.
Add to that the absence of a manufacturing base which is robbing Australia markets of the foundation for future investment and you have just another great reason to close the airports and begin the immediate deportation of anybody not white.
CHINESE SHOPPERS RAID WOOLIES SHELVES – MGMT DOES NOTHING
The mass raiding of baby formula from the shelves of Australia’s supermarkets by greedy Chinese ‘daigou shoppers’ continues.
It doesn’t help that just about every city suburb boasts a population of Chinese the equivalent of a small kingdom, but it’s worse when supermarkets refuse to enforce their own rules on the two-tin limit for infant food.
As such, furious shoppers took to Facebook to share images and stories on Woolworth’s page of Chinese shoppers flagrantly flouting the rule by re-entering the store, and filling up again. The management knows they’re doing this and their standard line is “baby formula continues to be available in our store”.
The Chinese black market pays top dollar for the baby formula since the locally produced stuff made thousands of kiddies sick a few years back when it was discovered to have been siphoned from rats, or something. Given they won’t touch it, the Australian product is like gold.
When the Chinese People’s Liberation Navy invaded Sydney harbour, just as they were leaving, they were spotted loading the cargo bay with crates of the formula.