DEPUTY MAYOR LINKED TO CHINESE DEVELOPER GOES MISSING
Simon Zhou, the ‘Chinese-Australian’ Deputy Mayor of Ryde in Sydney’s northwest has totally vanished on a month’s “special leave”. This is because he’s been connected to Huang Xiangmo, the Chinese developer all over the news for his “donations” to leading political figures and who is an agent of Beijing.
Zhou has left his partner and primary school-age brats alone in their big mansion. He is no doubt back in the motherland being chastised by his Beijing superiors for getting caught.
Q&A FEM-NAZI EPISODE TO BE AXED
The ABC has bowed to public pressure and removed from iview the controversial “feminists only” panel which advocated murdering men and abolishing the police. According to these privileged ‘victims’, everything wrong with the world is white and male. Any supposed apprehension by the ABC management, including Ita Buttrose, is false.
After all, ABC stands for Australian Bolshevik Corporation.
CHINESE TOURISTS HARASS SURF-CLUB KIDDIES
The Kuwarra surf lifesaving club in Queensland has complained to police about buses of Chinese tourists coming and disrupting lessons for their ‘nippers’. Busloads of gawking gooks have been rolling up and messing with equipment in the pursuit of prying on our future bronzed surf heroes. They complain they are being treated like zoo animals, and photographing the kids is just a tad pedo.
Police have agreed to oversee their next meeting, but claim they cannot stop the chinks from taking snaps of the young ‘uns.
ENERGY AUSTRALIA THREATENS WOMAN WITH DEBT NOTICE FOR $0.00
A Victorian woman has been threatened with having her power cut and debt collectors set upon her for owing Energy Australia $0.00. The woman, who owes nothing to the power company, is said to be baffled by this notice. By paying her bill and owing nothing she has transcended one of the power company’s golden rules about customer deference and they will not tolerate it.
A spokesman for the company blamed the error on a “system upgrade”. If that’s an upgrade, god knows what the last system was like.
MELBOURNE JEWS TRAUMATISED BY STREET ART THEY SAY IS ANTI-SEMITIC
A mural in a Melbourne suburb depicting a boy swinging a stick has local Jews invoking the Holocaust because of a supposed ‘swastika’ painted on the image. In fact, it’s a Sanskrit swastika which has nothing to do with Nazism, but saying so only gets in the way of a narrative in a manner that Jews might claim amounts to a restraint of trade.
The image itself is kind of cool and without any apparent message racial, political or otherwise.